imagine being a gavinners fan from like wisconsin or some other place like that. vermont idk and they announce a world tour, so you buy tickets for the nearest location. and they start off in LA, their home city, makes sense.
but then you get an email that says NEVERMIND and you get an immediate refund on cashapp. and you look it up and apparently someone was fucking shot at the first concert and klavgav got set on fire and the bassist went to jail for drug smuggling and murder charges. and now they’re announcing a breakup. what do you even do with that fucking onslaught of information
“This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You’re not really rolling them straight :/ I’m not sure I like this at all, I don’t like the noise. See what’s the point! That didn’t break with the contraption, so it doesn’t coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don’t like the noise - she was with chil- you’re BEATING the child! It’s just sick. It’s twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is… where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they’re all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don’t like this - it’s SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don’t - they’re SPRITZING me!” *from other video, a man’s voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: “I’m sorry. What was that?” *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) “No.”
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